Clips

Here are some of my recent writing clips:


How My Son Picked Out My New ‘Best Friend’


How to Log In to the Student Portal

A Few Minor Requests Before You Take Your Holiday Vacation

 


The 13 People You Meet in Book Club

 


How to Help a Kid Who Has a Tough Time With Transitions

How to Celebrate Chrismukkah

How to Choose the Perfect Dog If You Have Kids

 


Alternative Response Templates for Editors

 


Foods with the Most Probiotics and How to Make Them 

 


Kid Gifts That Bust Gender Stereotypes

How Working Parents Can Finally “Have It All”

 

March SHREDNESS
The Hair in Hair Metal 

 

 

 


This Pie Is Better Than The Birth Of My Child

 


25 Burning Kid Questions That Must Be Answered Before Going to Sleep

 


How I Nearly Died at a Big-Box Store — and Why I’ll Never Buy in Bulk Ever Again

 


4 Reasons Why I Have Totally Given Up on Black Friday, and You Should Too

 


I followed every piece of advice people gave me for a week. Here’s what happened.

 


I Deliberately Took a Lower-Paying Job. Here’s How It’s Working Out.

Breaking Up With Sephora

How a Healthcare Administrator in the New York Area Saves Money, $5 at a Time

 

Unhappy Birthday: How I Conquered the Birthday Blues

9 Impenetrable Excuses to Get Out of Sex Tonight – You’re Welcome

A Germophobe’s Guide to Public Restrooms

A Germophobe’s Guide to Safe Sex

What Does Breast Milk Taste Like? You Asked, We Answered (and More)

10 Scientifically-Backed Reasons That Will Make You Embrace Laziness

 

I Am Breaking Up With My Pants


New Uses for Lavender Oil

Welcome to the Donald Trump Management School


Here’s What I’m Doing to Help the World

I’m Sorry for Existing

 


Your Request for a Playdate 

A Winter Storm and Boredom Warning from the Parents Weather Service (PWS)

18 Tattoos That are Perfect for Your Midlife Crisis

Welcome to Quinoa Acres – More Than a Preschool!

How to Drive Parents Insane: A Toy Manufacturer’s Viewpoint

Your Friendly Neighborhood Online Parenting Forum

 


The Best Bathing Suit for Your Fruit-Body Type

Drop-In Play: Where Westchester Kids Have Indoor Fun on a Moment’s Notice

13 of the Best Places for Families to Get Pizza in Westchester

Petting Zoos & Farms: 9 Places to Bring Westchester Kids for Animal Fun

25 Cool and Free Halloween Programs for Kids in Westchester

Farm Fun: 11 Hudson Valley Hayrides for Kids in the Fall

Special Campgrounds With Kid-Friendly Extras Near Westchester

Swim Time at ‘The Brook’: Summer Visits at Tibbetts Brook Park in Yonkers

New Yonkers Swimming Spot: Renovated Sprain Ridge Pool Finally Opens

25 Ways to Beat the Heat with Westchester Kids this Summer

New Playground Alert: Turnure Park in White Plains

Ten Kid-Friendly Restaurants in Lower Westchester with Outdoor Dining

Where to See Cherry Blossoms in the Lower Hudson Valley this Spring

Ninjago City Play Area Debuts at Legoland Westchester

Book-Lover Crawl: 10 Ways Westchester Families can Celebrate Reading

 

 

 


An Open Letter to Sophie the Giraffe

Things to Do the Next Time You Accidentally Take Your Family on Vacation in the Middle of Nowhere

 

Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat

 


Are We There Yet?

A Memo to the Galactic Empire’s HR Department

 

 

 

 

 

xoJane Just Died — But All My Sassy-est Dreams Came True 

 


House Turned Into Black Hole That Sucks Up Books, Other Print Materials 

 


When Feminists Try to Give Compliments

 


A Practical Guide to Holiday Gifts and Tipping

 


Alternative Names For ‘Happy Hour’

 


An Inside Look at Disney’s ‘Frozen 3: Slightly Thawed’

Trump Transition Team Memorandum for Heads of Departments and Agencies 

 


Trump Announces Auto Mechanic as Secretary of Transportation

 


Party Pooper

 


Hints From Hel(l)oise — Practical Help for Housewives From the Dark Side

 


Passive-Aggressive Candles That Say “I’m Coming To This Dinner But I’m Not Entirely Happy About It”

 


Five Republicans You Might Consider Boning

 


President Donald J. Trump Enacts Driving Restrictions in the U.S.

Autocorrect Fail or Russian Phone Hack?

Instant Pot Madness

Spreadsheet Threats 

Symbols On Your Office Phone and Their Possible Functions

A Holiday Gift Guide for the Insanely Wealthy

The Best Things About Celebrating Chrismukkah