Clips

Here are some of my recent writing clips:

A Few Minor Requests Before You Take Your Holiday Vacation

 

 

 


This Pie Is Better Than The Birth Of My Child

 


I followed every piece of advice people gave me for a week. Here’s what happened.

 


Breaking Up With Sephora

 


A Germophobe’s Guide to Public Restrooms

 

I Am Breaking Up With My Pants


Jack Sprat Could Eat No Fat

 


Welcome to the Donald Trump Management School

 


I’m Sorry for Existing

 


The Best Bathing Suit for Your Fruit-Body Type

 

New Playground Alert: Turnure Park in White Plains

Ten Kid-Friendly Restaurants in Lower Westchester with Outdoor Dining

Where to See Cherry Blossoms in the Lower Hudson Valley this Spring

Ninjago City Play Area Debuts at Legoland Westchester

20 Things to Do with Kids on a Westchester Winter Staycation

Book-Lover Crawl: 10 Ways Westchester Families can Celebrate Reading

 


Welcome to Quinoa Acres – More Than a Preschool!

How to Drive Parents Insane: A Toy Manufacturer’s Viewpoint

Your Friendly Neighborhood Online Parenting Forum

 


An Open Letter to Sophie the Giraffe

Things to Do the Next Time You Accidentally Take Your Family on Vacation in the Middle of Nowhere

 


Your Request for a Playdate 

 


A Memo to the Galactic Empire’s HR Department

 

 

 

 

xoJane Just Died — But All My Sassy-est Dreams Came True 

 


House Turned Into Black Hole That Sucks Up Books, Other Print Materials 

 


When Feminists Try to Give Compliments

 


A Practical Guide to Holiday Gifts and Tipping

 


Alternative Names For ‘Happy Hour’

 


Trump Transition Team Memorandum for Heads of Departments and Agencies 

 


Trump Announces Auto Mechanic as Secretary of Transportation

 


Party Pooper

 


Hints From Hel(l)oise — Practical Help for Housewives From the Dark Side

 


Passive-Aggressive Candles That Say “I’m Coming To This Dinner But I’m Not Entirely Happy About It”

 


Five Republicans You Might Consider Boning

 


President Donald J. Trump Enacts Driving Restrictions in the U.S.

Autocorrect Fail or Russian Phone Hack?

Instant Pot Madness

Spreadsheet Threats 

Symbols On Your Office Phone and Their Possible Functions

A Holiday Gift Guide for the Insanely Wealthy

The Best Things About Celebrating Chrismukkah